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Comments on: The parable of the beer and diapers

Why is everything Wal-Mart? Debunking the myth... 

Posted Tuesday 15th August 2006 14:28 GMT

Why is it that everyone thinks this is about Wal*Mart?

There are other grocery chains in the Midwest.

Kroger is one.

H.E.B is another.

And at the time that the story came out, Kroger was doing a lot of BI.

But thats not the point.

The true correlation isn't that male parents buy diapers, but that having kids drives parents to drink!

-G

It could be 

Posted Tuesday 15th August 2006 15:25 GMT

that the correlation is more along the lines of drunkness and inability to getting up and going to the toilet?? hence the nappies...

Nappies 

Posted Tuesday 15th August 2006 15:37 GMT

Maybe the diapers are for the men themselves, so they don't have to get up from the sofa of much beer to go for a slash.

most young americans 

Posted Wednesday 16th August 2006 08:46 GMT

"Most young American males only buy diapers after they have fathered offspring".

Most? That kinda implies that there are some young american males who buy diapers who haven't fathered children.

Ignoring adoption and frat boy parties, there are some strange people out there!

Women who buy beer & nappies 

Posted Wednesday 16th August 2006 10:50 GMT

My husband is a house husband but somehow I still do some shopping so the role reversal is not 100% However, I buy beer on behalf of my husband and nappies and if you were to analyse dates and places the business intelligence would no doubt be very interesting - perhaps we could start a beer & diapers/nappies group? Anyone interested in this or any group or a fantastic new BI tool get together at www.mailspaces.com

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