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HP ProLiant Gen8: Integrated lifecycle automation

17 minutes of goodwill
Episode 1 Happy New Year

The way of the hammer
Episode 2 Engineers are great!

'Did you know..?'
Episode 3 Yes, we did - we're Systems and Network

Automated attendant abuse
Episode 4 'I'm sorry, that serial number is not recognised'

Headhunted
Episode 5 A wonderful opportunity

BOFH takes a leaf from Captain Kirk's log
Episode 6 New recruit lost on unexplored planet

Birthday present backfire
Episode 7 Snap...happy?

Being root
Episode 8 Seminar sabotage

A change in tone
Episode 9 Insert this way up

Feral access points
Episode 10 Wild, untamed...

Previously...

BOFH 2005: All you can eat
36 courses of meaty goodness

BOFH 2004: The whole shooting match
That fun-filled year in full

BOFH 2003: Year Book
Fun for all the family

BOFH 2002: A Reader's Digest
Travelling Companion

2001: A BOFH Odyssey
BOFH Yearbook

BOFH 2K: The kit and caboodle
That was the year that was... in full

The Compleat BOFH Archives 95-99

And there's more...

Reducing security risks from open source software

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