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Unisys sets LinuxWorld alight

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This just in from open source love-in LinuxWorld, currently being enjoyed by pizza-lovers aplenty in Boston: Unisys this morning set the event alight with a magnificent display of inflammability on its booth 422:

Unisys sets LinuxWorld alight

According to our man on the spot, Smilin' Stan Wesolowski, some vendors will "do anything to attract attention". Well, in this case it worked, but surely the slogan in the pic should read: "imagine it. really well done."

Readers are, as ever, invited to speculate on the possible reason for this incendiary show-stopper. Mr Wesolowski has already suggested the possibility of an overclocking near-tragedy. ®

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