Man flogs wife's box on eBay

Why? Too small...

NSFW You know how it is: you've got a 30-inch cock but your wife's box is only six inches. The only intelligent solution is to offer the box for sale on eBay, as this Wisconsin vendor attempted to do:

That bargain box in full

Naturally, eBay pulled the auction this morning, according to our correspondent Martin B. We suspect the following may have had something to do with it:

Q&A about that voluminous box

Top-quality silliness. We do hope the vendor succeeds in offloading his wife's box to someone with a more modest cock, and that, in time, he finds the woman of his dreams with a suitably voluminous box. ®

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