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April Fool You, the readers, demanded it and now you've got it: as of today, you can customise The Register to suit your needs - from blocking ads, to selecting the kind of stories you really want to read.

The "Pix'n'Mix Reg" is the result of 18 months' reader surveying and back-room coding during which we identified the things which really bug you about the world's biggest IT news site - and those things you just couldn't do without.

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