Feeds

Google's deceptive do-gooder claims turn dangerous

At risk youth

SANS - Survey on application security programs

Why look at this one sixteen-year-old?

Well, he's the same chap that managed to get a fake press release about Google hiring him posted on Google's news aggregator. That incident ended up with I-Newswire being banned from having its releases posted to Google News.

As far as we can tell, Google hasn't bothered to contact Vendetta or you would have read about it on his blog. A more savvy company - such as MIcrosoft - would no doubt have offered up a free tour of its campus and maybe even given Vendetta a chance to play with Sergey's colored balls.

No matter, Vendetta continues to hold out hope that Google will hire him one day and prays this fake press release episode hasn't cost him a chance to earn some colored balls of his own.

"I guess all my dreams and hopes of getting a job at Google have officially been demolished," he writes.

There's something really sad about what Google has indirectly done to this kid.

Picture of Google co-founder Larry Page"Anyone who knows me in real life knows that I am the biggest google fanboy ever," Vendetta writes. "I mean hell, I even dressed up as Larry Page (Google him :) for halloween. "

Very few teenagers grow up wanting to get in the text ad business. At sixteen, they're usually exploring a broad set of interests including but not limited to sex, sports, books, science, games, movies, gossip, drugs/alchohol and either having fun or being depressed. Vendetta seems to have centered his interests around the prospect of "doing no evil" via Nike advertisements and maps that show how close the local Borders is to your house.

Heaven help us all if Vendetta is anything more than an anomaly.

Just six or so years ago, people still fought the idea of internet advertising with their every fiber. No self-respecting child would cry out, "I want to sell text ads when I grow up." The geek set actually attached itself to things such as open source software, battling the DMCA and keeping the internet as open as possible.

Google appears to have fooled a new generation of youngsters into thinking that freedom lies behind an invite-only Nike sponsored community site and that justice can be delivered from money earned by visiting www.flog-your-blog.com.

Many of you will criticize this as being melodramatic and over-the-top. Be careful with that line of thinking. Just a few years back, no one questioned what Google did with search data, no one wondered about its super-secretive policies and no one thought Google might contribute to China's oppression of its people just to sell text-ads in a market that it admits is too small to matter right now.

Many of you spend a lot of time trying to avoid ads. You flip the radio station when the booming salesman comes on. You scan through different TV channels waiting for the commercials to finish. You hang up on telemarketers. In fact, advertisers often stand as some of the most despised creatures on the planet.

But now we have a sixteen-year-old wanting nothing more than to sell ads for Google and doing everything in his power to get the company's attention. Google has recruited some high-powered friends such as Nike to keep its advertising warm, fuzzy and wrapped in Web 2.0 magic.

The only thing we can thank Google for its total ineptitude - outside search - at doing anything but placing text ads.

It has once again rolled out a horrific "live beta" with Joga, which follows on the heels of the "live disaster" Google Video and today's other crayon coated "live beta" Google Finance. Google can't set the bar any lower with these web sites, and people will soon come to associate Google with shoddy products just like they did with Microsoft - the company Google seems to want to emulate.

With any luck, Google will disappoint Vendetta and others like him enough that they can dream big again. ®

3 Big data security analytics techniques

More from The Register

next story
Dropbox defends fantastically badly timed Condoleezza Rice appointment
'Nothing is going to change with Dr. Rice's appointment,' file sharer promises
Audio fans, prepare yourself for the Second Coming ... of Blu-ray
High Fidelity Pure Audio – is this what your ears have been waiting for?
MtGox chief Karpelès refuses to come to US for g-men's grilling
Bitcoin baron says he needs another lawyer for FinCEN chat
Record labels sue Pandora over vintage song royalties
Companies want payout on recordings made before 1972
Zucker punched: Google gobbles Facebook-wooed Titan Aerospace
Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon flying broadband-bot
Apple DOMINATES the Valley, rakes in more profit than Google, HP, Intel, Cisco COMBINED
Cook & Co. also pay more taxes than those four worthies PLUS eBay and Oracle
Number crunching suggests Yahoo! US is worth less than nothing
China and Japan holdings worth more than entire company
prev story

Whitepapers

Securing web applications made simple and scalable
In this whitepaper learn how automated security testing can provide a simple and scalable way to protect your web applications.
3 Big data security analytics techniques
Applying these Big Data security analytics techniques can help you make your business safer by detecting attacks early, before significant damage is done.
The benefits of software based PBX
Why you should break free from your proprietary PBX and how to leverage your existing server hardware.
Top three mobile application threats
Learn about three of the top mobile application security threats facing businesses today and recommendations on how to mitigate the risk.
Combat fraud and increase customer satisfaction
Based on their experience using HP ArcSight Enterprise Security Manager for IT security operations, Finansbank moved to HP ArcSight ESM for fraud management.