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More oversexed OAP shenanigans, this time from Italy.

A car was pulled over north east of Milan for zigzagging across the highway. The polizia making the stop was confronted by the sight of a 70-year-old woman in her birthday suit attempting to have sex with the 59-year-old male driver.

A spokesman said that after demanding the canoodlers get dressed the officer found the man was three times over the drink-drive limit and arrested him.

In fairness, the sight of a senior citizen striptease would drive many to a, ahem, stiff drink.

It's unknown if the couple were married, but the spokesman said: "Married people probably wouldn't probably do anything like this." ®

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