Priapic pensioner becomes garlic-powered porn star

More from our Russian geriatric filth bureau

A Russian grandad who wandered onto a porn set has become the star of his own series of grumble flicks. David Bozdoganov, 75, apparently believed he was about to enjoy a "muscle man show" at the studios of Gorodcki production company, Ananova reports.

Director Alexander Plahov picks up the tale: "We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the back. I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. I thought, now this could be an original idea."

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Readers may remember our report of Dave's contemporary, 65-year-old Vladimir Villisov, who plans to be buried with his smutty stash. Still-breathing Vlad copped to spending time with his mags in his bespoke coffin already though.

The latest story takes on a similarly quintessentially Russian flavour with the news that the spawny coffin-dodger draws his prowess from an unusual source. Plahov explained: "His female co-stars always complain because David believes in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it on his erection before a scene and it's rather smelly." Quite. ®

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