Russian pensioner set to take bonk mags to the grave
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Posted in Bootnotes, 7th March 2006 15:23 GMT
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A pensioner with a dicky ticker has made plans to be buried with his collection of top-shelf filth, Russian daily newspaper Utro has reported.
After a heart attack scare, 65-year-old Vladimir Villisov decided he could not bear to part with his cherished jazz hoard, even in the afterlife. The Mramorskoe man had a customised coffin made to house it, together with his rotting carcass.
He explained: "The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life."
The report gets slightly creepier as Mr Villisov, unmarried, reveals he sometimes lies in the red-satin-lined coffin to - ahem - read his antique Soviet smut. ®
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