Oscar winner Clooney takes control of Hamas
A busy boy, our George
We at El Reg would like to extend our heartfelt congratulations to George Clooney for his best supporting actor Oscar triumph last night. We're also delighted to congratulate the Hollywood A-lister for, well, read on...
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After putting on a few pounds and sporting a beard for Syriana, did he use his newfound knowledge of the Middle East to infiltrate Hamas and take them into power?
This guy even has the "my head is too heavy for my neck" Clooney trademark tilt.
Good Lord, he's right. Is there no end to Mr Clooney's talents? We look forward with eager anticipation to Rachel Weisz's ascension to the secretary generalship of the United Nations, and Reece Witherspoon's long-awaited seizure of power in the Democratic Republic of Congo. ®
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