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Oscar winner Clooney takes control of Hamas

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We at El Reg would like to extend our heartfelt congratulations to George Clooney for his best supporting actor Oscar triumph last night. We're also delighted to congratulate the Hollywood A-lister for, well, read on...

Hey,

Spooky.

Check out the small piccie on right hand column.

After putting on a few pounds and sporting a beard for Syriana, did he use his newfound knowledge of the Middle East to infiltrate Hamas and take them into power?

This guy even has the "my head is too heavy for my neck" Clooney trademark tilt.

Cheers,

Ronan French

Spooky: George Clooney joins Hamas?

Good Lord, he's right. Is there no end to Mr Clooney's talents? We look forward with eager anticipation to Rachel Weisz's ascension to the secretary generalship of the United Nations, and Reece Witherspoon's long-awaited seizure of power in the Democratic Republic of Congo. ®

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