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Indeed, as CHYI CEO Mr Vaistte O'Tyme, discussing the news that from 5 January the CHYI website will start accepting online payments, explained: "An extended survey was conducted into the likely revenue generation from the voluntary model adopted here and it was conclusive in its findings that people may or may not use the website to complete transactions and make payment."

Whether or not Mr O'Tyme is ultimately proved right is up to you. Proceeed directly to www.ClICkheREYouidIot.com. You know it makes sense. ®

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