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Happy Holidays

Site news The Register would like to wish all of our loyal readers – and even some of the less faithful ones - a very Merry Christmas.

The Vulture flock will be taking a brief hiatus to celebrate the holidays. Presents. Good deeds. Parties. Unconditional love for all mankind. The usual stuff.

We'll be back in full force on December 27. ®