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Cypriot police are probing the case of a female Limassol schoolteacher who rather inadvisedly left her mobile phone - complete with snap of her in a "state of undress" - unattended by her desk.

We all know what comes next: the Charlotte Church effect kicks in and within a few hours every kid at the school is leering over miss's assets on their handsets, much to the chagrin of parents and staff. The cops too, are treating the outrage very seriously indeed. The head of the parents' association declared to Reuters: "The police have been summoned, there is a patrol car at the school and the crime department are here to take fingerprints off the mobile phone."

We do not know the identity of the unfortunate woman in question and no, we certainly do not have a copy of the photo - so no emails please unless they have the offending snap attached. ®

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