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Slashdot practises safe sex

Prophylactic login

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Here's a top security tip for websites looking to protect themselves from unwanted penetration, premature user identification and cyberspacially-transmitted diseases - the Slashdot prophylactic login:

Fear of penetration

Thanks to reader Tim Dixon for slipping us that one - proof absolute that latex prevents illicit intrusion. ®

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