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Fears rise as Google tries to emulate MicrosoftWe prefer Exxon as our masterPublished Friday 18th November 2005 17:54 GMT Stern response I have faced the giant and won. That much is clear from your letters related to my incisive analysis last week, exploring Google's ills. Only sadists really like this company, while the rest of us approach it with caution. Do we need another choke point on the flow information? I don't think so. Having Google dominate the browser is just like Microsoft dominating the desktop. Let's get an open source search engine going right now. I could go on about this all day and night and then into tomorrow and probably the day after. But let's turn to your letters instead. Brilliant! No, Peter. I'm just the Old Otto. You are right about the brilliance claim though. Interesting.... I guess you're what we in the UK call a "stirrer", one of the most important sociological types if you ask me. Nice work, enjoy your stuff enormously, thanks Well, Keith, that is what my dear wife Gertrude called me before her untimely death. Thanks for the kind words and shame on you for dredging up such terrible memories. thank you! I thought that I was the only person who thought that the grubby fingers of google were starting to get a little too personal (i'm not really into that fetish). The entire geek/techy world seems to be hanging on the every word and product as google as the next technological revolution. Personally, I'm getting sick of it, and i'm glad someone else is. Please leave the Germans out of the Google debate. Let's face it : The comparison of gas and google dont hold a second. I had a Google man come to the door, and he certainly said something about my tweeties. So don't speak too soon, Ric. You attack Google ... an upstart company ... and ignore Microsoft's real global monopoly. Do us all a favor, Lloyd, and improve your reading comprehension skills. For $800, I'll go back through the story and highlight the bits that address how Microsoft is the problem Google is becoming. For a while now, I have been getting more and more disgusted with the ever-failing quality of tech journalism. It seems like everyone just has the same non-thinking tripe to pass around. Tech sites have become such a constant regurgitation of this moronic crap, that I was just about to stop reading anything. Yeah, you'll need to read CNET for the objective reporting on how wonderful Google is. Followed your SkyCar link, and saw that: No comment. It's amazing how loud the reader can hear the voice of an author seething through the literal text of the written word, especially when the writer has an extreme bitter gripe. Your bitterness, sir, supercedes the article you are writing. I highly disagree with your statement. The difference between Google and the Big Oil Company is Google has the ability to push an e-commerce business revenue and profit into the stratosphere polyfold as many businesses have atested to. I'll check my blinders if you pull your head out of . . . . Wait, wait. The editors told me to be nicer. Good point. Oh, for Pete's sake. You are funny. Can't take you seriously however. Sounds like big oil has tainted your brain. I'm so sick of paying what a big oil company wants this week or this month or this year I'mk close to getting rid of everything that requires oil to run and just ride my Segway! At least Google peddles harmless things and doesn't use up limited resources. There's plenty of tripe available, as witnessed by your column and others. Hmmm... You appear to be a complete and utter wanker. First, those oil companies are already loaded. They don't need the money. Rather than investing the money they do have in to finding ways of creating renewable energy they prefer to pollute the planet as much as possible (to ensure that even the richest people, and all their descendents - along with the rest of the planet - will eventually die in a thick cloud of america's finest smog), they much prefer to get the US puppet government to go invading countries all over the place. A bit like a modern day Crusades - only this time as well as getting to kill, imprison or enslave vast numbers of non-Christians, you also get a shit load of oil out of the bargain and best of all it'll be sold in $ rather than Euros! Bravo, with lots of applause, and a great big LOL on the STDoogle. Thank you all for appreciating my genius. ® Otto Z. Stern is a director at The Institute of Technological Values - a think tank dedicated to a more moral digital age. He has closely monitored the IT industry's intersection with America's role as a world leader for thirty years. You can find Stern locked and loaded, corralling wounded iLemmings, nursing an opal-plated prostate, wearing a smashing suit, dropping a SkyCar on the Googleplex, spitting on Frenchmen, vomiting in fear with a life-sized cutout of Hilary Rosen at his solar-powered compound somewhere in the Great American Southwest.
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