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Here's some more hot-off-the-presses sizzling 419 action to round off the week - this time from the Gaza Strip:

My name is MRS LIGI SOLOMON; a contractor from ISREAL

The statistics shows that the Economy of your country is getting better and will be more profitable in few years to come.I am interested to invest in your country through you. I am now in London with the Sum of US$8,400 000.00 Dollars which I would like to invest in your country if possible?

I made this money through one of the contract I handle in Jerusalem during the relocation of Gaza trip and I am not safe if go back to Gaza since we are not allowed to stay there again. I hope you can understand.

Please kindly get back to me as soon as possible.

Best regards, MRS LIGI SOLOMON
Tel: +44 7031923299
Email: ligisolo@yahoo.com

Yes, we understand, we really do. A nice typo in there, btw - or is it a Freudian slip, as our informant Mark Lawson asks: "ISREAL". Hmmm. we rather think it is not. ®

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