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That bored software engineer in fullAre you female, nice, easygoing, funny and out for a laugh? Do you fancy a four-star trip to Antigua with a bored software engineer? Are you willing to "top and tail" - and maybe more? Yes? Read on:

I have a 4* all inclusive holiday to Antigua booked with flexible dates. My Ex-Girlfriend wont come with me and I didnt want to go alone - so I thought I would see if a random individual would come with me.

All food and beer (or wines/whatever) are included and so is an array of sports. Its at the Jolly Beach resort.

I have no idea what the terms and conditions are - youve got to be nice, easygoing, out for a laugh and funny.

Im 30, sporty, software engineer, bored, in need of my break and going to do something really mad for a change !!!

I can rebook at anytime and the flights are with Virgin and go from Gatwick. The holiday is for 10 days. Normal double room but we can top and tail ! Maybe more if things work out !

For some more pics of me as I have been asked for a few go to http://www.954.cc/holiday

*After several messages - Im sorry Im not looking for a guy to come with me - and Im certainly not selling myself or my services!!*

Be quick though, there are just eight days left to secure this opportunity at a knock-down starting bid of 200 quid. Happy top and tailing. ®

The smart choice: opportunity from uncertainty

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