Steve Ballmer: the ultimate online poll
What is this beast they call the Ballmer? You must decide
Poll Steve Ballmer - an engima wrapped within a riddle printed on an MS licence agreement. Or is he? You must decide...
Here, for the first time in cyberspace, we at Vulture Central have compiled an online poll to delve into the source code driving one of the 21st century's great industrialists - a man so rich that if his entire wealth, represented in one dollar bills, were stacked up it would reach beyond the orbit of lonely Sedna; a distance equivalent to 28.7bn rubber office chairs  laid-end-to-end. It's an awe-inspiring thought.
Our hope is that a sufficiently high percentage of the World's population has by now got a sense of the man through their everyday interaction with MS products, from the ever-popular Windows XP, to that most productive of Office tools - MS Word. If you do indeed feel touched by Ballmer via your PC, then complete the poll below so that the rest of humanity might too share the power. Onwards: