Poll Steve Ballmer - an engima wrapped within a riddle printed on an MS licence agreement. Or is he? You must decide...

Here, for the first time in cyberspace, we at Vulture Central have compiled an online poll to delve into the source code driving one of the 21st century's great industrialists - a man so rich that if his entire wealth, represented in one dollar bills, were stacked up it would reach beyond the orbit of lonely Sedna; a distance equivalent to 28.7bn rubber office chairs laid-end-to-end. It's an awe-inspiring thought.