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BOFH 2005: All you can eat

36 courses of meaty goodness

By Team Register

Posted in BOFH, 2nd August 2005 14:23 GMT

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Where the hell have you been? [1]
Episode 1 Uh... Holiday?

Hooking the IT vending piranha [2]
Episode 2 Class A business practice

Driller Killer [3]
Episode 3 X-rated data cabling shocker

When desk lamps attack [4]
Episode 4 Defending admin rights

The BOFH guide to equal opportunities [5]
Episode 5 Affirmitive action

Danger, Falling Computing Peripherals [6]
Episode 6 It'll all end in tears

Goin' underground [7]
Episode 7 It's quicker by Tube

Your Job number is... [8]
Episode 8 ...273108B for Bravo

Critical Mass of Geeks [9]
Episode 9 She's gonna blow!

BOFH and the hydrogen-based explosive device [10]
Episode 10 More power to your laptop

Identity theft [11]
Episode 11 Name, number, biometric

I declare this junket season... [12]
Episode 12 ... open!

The Boss is dead - long live The Boss [13]
Episode 13 The BOFH school of management

Let the games begin [14]
Episode 14 Heads will roll

You can't outbastard the bastard [15]
Episode 15 Career-limiting strategy

Lucky in computing... [16]
Episode 16 ...unlucky in love. Sigh

Defence of the Realm [17]
Episode 17 A public key encryption breakthrough

Blocking the chutney ferret [18]
Episode 18 Advanced Bayesian filtering

BOFH and the chemistry lesson [19]
Episode 19 Managerium is known for its denseness

BOFH: Resurrection [20]
Episode 20 We've got a pulse!

Chuck it and leg it [21]
Episode 21 Bastard disposal policy

A white van man called Algernon [22]
Episode 22 Codeword: Echelon

The name's BOFH - James BOFH [23]
Episode 23 OOF

Drunk gravity [24]
Episode 24 E=mc2 + beer - work

Ye Bastarde Operatore frome Helle [25]
Episode 25 A Tragedie in two Actes

Hell hath no fury... [26]
Episode 26 ...like an administrator scorned

Putting a price on the Boss [27]
Episode 27 70k a year? You must be joking

Bloody computer room tourists! [28]
Episode 28 To your left, our air conditioning server...

What the hell's Dutch lobster? [29]
Episode 29 And does it constitute an emergency

Hi Honey I'm home [30]
Episode 30 The Bastard returns from his travels

The Bastard, in the Comms Room with the Cooling Pipe [31]
Episode 31 J'accuse

Woah there, Crash Gordon [32]
Episode 32 Percussive maintenance

The PFY goes AWOL [33]
Episode 33 Wasn't he just in the tape safe?

Beware the lie-detecting mouse [34]
Episode 34 Busted!

Can you call me a cab? [35]
Episode 35 Of course, sir - you're a...

Dr Bastard's photo lab [36]
Episode 36 Image is everything

Previously...

BOFH 2004: The whole shooting match [37]
That fun-filled year in full

BOFH 2003: Year Book [38]
Fun for all the family

BOFH 2002: A Reader's Digest [39]
Travelling Companion

2001: A BOFH Odyssey [40]
BOFH Yearbook

BOFH 2K: The kit and caboodle [41]
That was the year that was... in full

The Compleat BOFH Archives 95-99 [42]

And there's more...

BOFH merchandising at Cash'n'Carrion. [43]