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We're going to cut to the chase on this one. Do you fancy taking a baseball bat to Crazy Frog in a mindless orgy of violence? Yes? Well, you're in luck.

Here's what the frog-battering wag down at Something Wrong - motto: "Someone has way too much time on their hands and I think it's you" - has to say about his Flashtastic online beat-'em-up:

I could sit and write a couple of paragraphs to explain this one but I thought a little diagram/equation would get the idea across that much better:

Says it all, really

Yup, it all makes perfect sense. Click here to batter the frog. ®

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