Cash'n'Carrion We know how much you enjoy the excellent range of top-notch apparel produced by those wags down at TechnoDepot, so we're absolutely delighted to announce the immediate availability of their latest offering, the DNS: It's a real bind t-shirt.

We're sure we don't need to explain this one to you, our tech-savvy readership, so we'll just get straight down to the business of telling you that the shirt is the usual 100 per cent cotton offering, available in sizes from large to XXXL for a modest £12.76 (£14.99 inc VAT).

There are also the full range of TechnoDepot shirts down at Cash'n'Carrion, including the ever-popular WTF? and our personal favourite, the marvellous Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear. ®