TechnoDepot issues severe date warning

Essential kit for harassed team leaders

Warning!Cash'n'Carrion Those readers who have the onerous task of project managing teams of slackers might like to deploy the latest t-shirt from TechnoDepot: the rather tasty "Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear".

There's very little we need to add, really, except to say that this delicious bit of apparel goes out for £12.76 (£14.99 inc VAT) and is available in all the usual sizes from medium to XXXL. And if you like shirts bearing warnings, then why not have a shufti at our Warning! Black helicopters offering - essential kit for conspiracy theorists everywhere. ®

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