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If you're female, a bit of a looker, around five feet tall and don't mind selling yourself into sexual slavery in return for a Glastonbury Festival ticket, then one eBayer is offering a lucky girl the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get down and dirty at the world's premier rockfest.

There's a catch, though. Glastonbury tickets have the bearer's name printed on them. No matter. Read on:

Ok...here’s the deal!

I’m going the festival and I’ve got a spare ticket, the only thing is it’s not in your name!

So...all you need to do change your name by deed poll and then you can come with me!

Easy instructions for loosing that name you so cherish can be found here ChangeByDeedPoll.co.uk

This auction will be strictly limited to only attractive women (no men or minging women!), prior to bidding please send an appropriate photo for pre-approval!

As so many people will be after this ticket I think I can be quiet specific on who I want, so... must be around 5' - 5'5", petite, high sexual appetite, good conversationalist, have attractive mother (its a great window into how well you will age!), enjoy drinking and partying!

Please note cooking and general slave services are part of this auction - that is you will be providing them to me if you win! Sharing tent is optional, but it’s my call and depends on how good you look!

So happy bidding!

While we admire the vendor's complete honesty here, any right-minded rock chick will be asking how he came to have a spare ticket in the name of some other female in the first place. We reckon his enlightened attitude toward women may have something to do with it.

Furthermore, we feel it is only fair that willmorrish post a pic of himself on eBay so potential slaves can themselves check out what he's offering in the Adonis department. After all, with bidding currently standing at £10m, the buyer will want to be certain that she will get plenty of bangs for her bucks. ®

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