Apple issues critical alert for iMac G5 owners
Don't move your machine until you've read this
Posted in Bootnotes, 21st October 2004 16:01 GMT
Free whitepaper – Managing operating systems and applications with the new Dell Management Console
It's generally accepted that Mac users are more tech savvy, more attractive to the opposite sex and just plain more intelligent than the average computer user. Or so we thought.
It appears, though, that some iMac G5 owners need a few pointers as to how to transport their kit from one place to another. Nothing too technical, mind, simply good, honest advice to assist them when the time comes to relocate:

And there you have it. We note, however, that Apple has omitted to mention that you should always keep your back straight and bend your legs when lifting weights. We foresee a whole gunboat of lawsuits heaving over the horizon in the company's direction... ®
Related stories
Apple unveils iMac G5
Steve Jobs - Apple renaissance man
Apple fans apathetic about apathy

Analyst Keynote: The Register Agile Data Center Summit
Enabling The Agile Data Center
Analyst Keynote: The Register Agile Data Center Summit

Google Spanner — instamatic redundancy for 10 million servers?
Early adopters bloodied by Ubuntu's Karmic Koala
Fedora 12 polishes Linux for netbooks
Sign up, sign up for The Register IT security newsletter