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BOFH 2004: The whole shooting match

That fun-filled year in full

By Simon Travaglia

Posted in BOFH, 27th September 2004 11:29 GMT

Watch Now : Virtual Machine Movement with Hyper-V

How to get an upgrade, BOFH-style [1]
Episode 1 Heatsink moment

BOFH and the pointless questionnaire [2]
Episode 2 It doesn't pay to ask too many questions

BOFH and the cyberchair [3]
Episode 3 Please take your seats

BOFH and the coffee machine [4]
Episode 4 La Bella Machina

BOFH: Interviewing for Helpdesk [5]
Episode 5 Easy when you know how

BOFH: Infesting the secure comms room [6]
Episode 6 Rattus Electronicus

BOFH: We who are about to dial salute you [7]
Episode 7 A grisly end for he who disturbs the pax bofhica

BOFH: Protecting bodily waste in the public domain [8]
Episode 8 Counting the cost of excrement

BOFH: Enforcing the excremental IP [9]
Episode 9 Make cheques payable to BIP PLC

BOFH: Hitting the savegame panic button [10]
Episode 10 Drastic measures in the dungeon of drudgery

BOFH: Taking the fight to the beancounters [11]
Episode 11 Inventorise this!

BOFH: Stuck on the 6.01999th floor [12]
Episode 12 System override

BOFH: The enemy at the gate [13]
Episode 13 Semper vigilo

BOFH: Beware Mad Ron bearing Linux [14]
Episode 14 Bright spark

BOFH: Frying the PFY [15]
Episode 15 Mad Ron the bright spark

BOFH: One double espresso from meltdown [16]
Episode 16 Total Component Fatigue

BOFH: Psst! Wanna buy an encryption device? [17]
Episode 17 Easy money the BOFH way

BOFH: Wearing the graphite polymer wobbly shoe [18]
Episode 18 The morning after the night before

BOFH: Downsizing the human deadwood [19]
Episode 19 Ethical relocation policy

BOFH and the workplace hazards [20]
Episode 20 Bloody lucky we had a health and safety bloke

BOFH peers through the proxy mirror [21]
Episode 21 And finds something illegal, even in Leeds...

BOFH: Addressing the Computer Usage Policy [22]
Episode 22 Shredders at the ready

BOFH gets an RFID he can't refuse [23]
Episode 23 Playing tag in Mission Control

BOFH: Might as well face it, you're addicted to smut [24]
Episode 24 The browser's on, but you're not home...

BOFH: Tripping the mangelfreuzer switch [25]
Episode 25 Crash, bang, wallop

BOFH takes a hit from Cupid's arrow [26]
Episode 26 Shall I compare thee to an OS2-free Intel box?

BOFH: How do you deal with authority? [27]
Episode 27 The Bastard wants to know

BOFH switches to power-saving mode [28]
Episode 28 Lights out

Introducing the BOFH-brand internet café [29]
Episode 29 Or should that be 'Technology Centre'?

Poker-faced BOFH plays jokers wild [30]
Episode 30 Upping the ante

PFY proves self abuse cures male-pattern baldness [31]
Episode 31 Breaking news from the proxy server

BOFH: What to do when the Boss gets touchy-feely [32]
Episode 32 Inappropriate behaviour

BOFH tests the law of redundant supply [33]
Episode 33 P45s at the ready

BOFH: A ringside seat at the Boss-baiting pit [34]
Episode 34 Place your bets

BOFH: Seek, locate and destroy [35]
Episode 35 Black ops

BOFH: How to survive a Boring Geek Alert [36]
Episode 36 Every man for himself

BOFH: When sorry seems to be the hardest word [37]
Episode 37 Sorry? Moi?

BOFH: A little Ray of sunshine [38]
Episode 38 Happy thoughts in the comms room

BOFH: The hostage's guide to lift imprisonment [39]
Episode 39 Stay calm, conserve bodily fluids

BOFH: Et tu, PFY-us? [40]
Episode 40 Infamy, infamy, they've all got it...

BOFH and the serial killer [41]
Episode 41 Silence of the Processors

BOFH gets into the Xmas spirit [42]
Episode 42 Good will to all men. No, really...

Previously...

BOFH 2003: Year Book [43]
Fun for all the family

BOFH 2002: A Reader's Digest [44]
Travelling Companion

2001: A BOFH Odyssey [45]
BOFH Yearbook

BOFH 2K: The kit and caboodle [46]
That was the year that was... in full

The Compleat BOFH Archives 95-99 [47]

And there's more...

BOFH merchandising at Cash'n'Carrion. [48]