If you’re bracing yourself for a long haul downloading WinXP SP2, and are wondering what on earth you’re going to do to fill the time while your machine stuffs its belly with life-enhancing patches and security bells and whistles, then look no further than Origami Underground.

And it’s “underground” which is the give-away here, because this site is dedicated to the venerable and delicate art of taking coloured paper and gently teasing it into miniature representations of copulating couples.

Porn origami virgins can hone their skills on The Missionary before progressing to the more demanding Two people having sex doggie style and finally tackling the ultimate challenge - Bill And Monica.

If at the end of all that your PC is still happily sucking Redmond goodies down the phone line, then there’s plenty more paper wonders to engage your attention, including several anatomically-correct representations of private parts which are too explicit for a family publication such as this. Enjoy. ®

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