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Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/07/22/intel_shroud_epiphany/

Reg reader in Intel Shroud epiphany

Jesus really is inside

By Lester Haines

Posted in Bootnotes, 22nd July 2004 09:10 GMT

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The revelation yesterday (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/07/21/god_violates_intel_trademark/) that one UK church had swiped Intel's "intel inside" concept and turned it to the service of the Lord provoked a veritable mass exodus of emails from El Reg readers.

Most were pointing out that the "jesus inside" gag had been around since, well, let's put it this way: Methuselah himself probably wore a t-shirt bearing some variation on the theme when he was a lad.

We have, however, uncovered astounding evidence that the church in question may, in fact, have official approval from the top for its particular poster campaign. Reader Paul Lomax explains:

Hi,

After seeing Gareth's response (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/07/21/fotw_2107/) to you regarding the telephone number on the Jesus Inside poster, I thought I'd open the image in photoshop to try and read the number. After opening I spotted a strange pattern emerging, so tried inverting the image to make it clearer.

The darnedest thing appeared which I thought you should see!

Wierd huh?

Epiphany or sophisticated forgery?

Remarkable. Our experts have offered two possible explanations for this "Intel Shroud":

We make no further comment except to say that Intel's lawyers and the Vatican have been alerted to this alleged epiphany. ®

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