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FoTW Flames, like all works of art, are very personal things.

Sometimes a flame will bear all the neccessary attributes of its genre, and yet it leaves the reader cold, and wondering why they even bothered trying to stir things up in the first place.

On other occassions, you'll have no idea what the person is ranting about, and yet, the flame is perfect.

This is one of those.

We have no idea which story prompted this particular volley, apart from the fact that it was addressed to Lester but we love it anyway.

It is the haiku of flames. Ian, we salute you.


Subject: God ur boaring!!!!!!!!!!!!

get a fucking life m8, and just chill......it's only a laugh, if u can't laugh at life and what it has to offer i.e. web sites like this then dont bother writing shit


That told us. ®

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