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Why this t-shirt is necessary to fight the international Strategy Boutique menace

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Welsh dragon struck by rebranding madness (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/01/28/welsh_dragon_struck_by_rebranding/)
Terrifying outbreak of rebranding madness in France (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/06/20/terrifying_outbreak_of_rebranding_madness/)
Whalesong-driven rebranding madness spreads to Spain (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/06/18/whalesongdriven_rebranding_madness_spreads/)
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