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Whalesong-inspired t-shirt back in stock

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Cash'n'Carrion A breathless Cash'n'Carrion operative armed with laser pointer and Powerpoint presentation has just emerged from the joss-stick fuelled haze at our Merseyside warehousing facility to declare that the paradigm-busting Strategy Boutique t-shirt is back in stock in all sizes from medium to XXL:

The Strategy Boutique: Let the vital energy flow

Magnificent. Here's how our own marketing Soviet describe this essential apparel:

Thinking of re-energising your company's brand frontage? Then don't be seen dead at the joss-stick-scented rebranding power brunch without our official Strategy Boutique t-shirt.

More than 3,000 hours of whalesong-driven Powerpoint presentations are behind The Strategy Boutique's inspirational slogan alone: "Moving forward in pushing back the envelope of the corporate paradigm". But for your £12.76 (£14.99 inc VAT) you also get the Boutique's hypnotic mantra: "Thrust", "Synergy", "Evolution", "Profit" and the promise that it will deliver "Innovative e-solutions to the sound of whalesong".

So, click here to reveal how you too can redirect your core business mission statement into project-critical client service penetration. Let the vital energy flow. ®

Why this t-shirt is necessary to fight the international Strategy Boutique menace

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