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Strategy Boutique relights apparel joss-stick

Whalesong-inspired t-shirt back in stock

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Cash'n'Carrion A breathless Cash'n'Carrion operative armed with laser pointer and Powerpoint presentation has just emerged from the joss-stick fuelled haze at our Merseyside warehousing facility to declare that the paradigm-busting Strategy Boutique t-shirt is back in stock in all sizes from medium to XXL:

The Strategy Boutique: Let the vital energy flow

Magnificent. Here's how our own marketing Soviet describe this essential apparel:

Thinking of re-energising your company's brand frontage? Then don't be seen dead at the joss-stick-scented rebranding power brunch without our official Strategy Boutique t-shirt.

More than 3,000 hours of whalesong-driven Powerpoint presentations are behind The Strategy Boutique's inspirational slogan alone: "Moving forward in pushing back the envelope of the corporate paradigm". But for your £12.76 (£14.99 inc VAT) you also get the Boutique's hypnotic mantra: "Thrust", "Synergy", "Evolution", "Profit" and the promise that it will deliver "Innovative e-solutions to the sound of whalesong".

So, click here to reveal how you too can redirect your core business mission statement into project-critical client service penetration. Let the vital energy flow. ®

Why this t-shirt is necessary to fight the international Strategy Boutique menace

Capgemini succumbs to rebranding madness
Taiwan hit by sudden outbreak of rebranding madness
Welsh dragon struck by rebranding madness
Terrifying outbreak of rebranding madness in France
Whalesong-driven rebranding madness spreads to Spain
Deloitte Consulting fires up the whalesong and joss sticks

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