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The following strange missive has just been forwarded to us by reader Webb Morris, who wonders is it a legit appeal or some form of scam?

Whatever the truth, it's an entertaining tale of a handsome young Italian with few prospects, sclerotic parents and ambitions to live in the US. Nothing fancy, mind - Florida, Beverley Hills of Hawaii will do. And as for the perfect "sugarmamma" to finance this modest lifestyle, well, Lucky Luciano reckons she can be "eterosexual or bisexual and I'm also avaible for an eventual overweight woman".

Note, however, that "false women, men, or gay men" need not apply for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity:

From: "Luciano Vitali" <XXX@rediffmail.com>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2004 15.47.41 +0200
Subject lady read my letter please

Hi,

This is a special letter for ladies only. This means that if you are a man or a minor,it's not for you.

I'm an Italian guy,I live in Italy and my name is Luciano. I'm writing to you because maybe you can help me.

Here in Italy I don't have a good future because there's the recession,the down swing causated by our new money,the euro and also causated by our government that is not able to give a higher salary to the people: now our salaries value the half and the prices of the things are almost the double.Here in Italy my life is in danger because is getting always more difficult to survive, there's no job and it's also a big problem to live with sclerotic parents that are only able to scream and argue all the time. I also have a little brother affected by a rare deasise.

I'm here because I'm looking for a sugarmamma in USA ,I need to go away from here as I cannot have help from my parents and later I could also find something to do like job I mean. I have been to Florida once because I had a girlfriend but she left me because "unfortunately" she found another man when i came back to Italy for health reasons. I want to come back to USA because here there's no future for me and I'm looking for a wealthy lady who lives in the famous "treasure coast",I mean north east Broward County or east Palm Beach county but I would go also to Hawaii or Southern California.......(Beverly Hills,Santa Barbara,Malibu',Montecito,Bel Air..etc).

Sorry, I'm poor and I can come there only if I find a wealthy woman,only a rich can help me.

I'm in love with Florida because I Like warm places,palm trees ,nature,calm and I would be Interested in Delray Beach, Boca Raton,Palm Beach, Golden Beach,Highlands Beach, Lauderdale by the sea,Admirals Cove, Manalapan,Coral Springs,Jensen Beach, Boynton Beach, Deepwater, Hutchinson Island or Jupiter but like I said above,I could be interested in Hawaii or Southern California too.

Considering that I like the mature women, I'd love to find a lady of 45-55yo age range. I'd love to find a gentle lady who lives in a Spanish,French,Roman or European style swimming pool house near the sea (as i like to swim) or intracoastal (if she lives in Florida I mean). I seek a lady without young or old children,a no smoker lady who could be widowed,separated,single or divorced and could take care of me.

With this I'm not saying that I want a millionaires,if there's one that's ok but I just seek a rich woman and I think that she would be happy with me. I'd like an American lady or also a latin or oriental/asian lady.

I seek a woman that figures out of the years,looks young and feels young : it's not a problem if she's not beautiful because she should be beautiful inside and most of all , she should desire a younger soulmate.

It's not a problem if she is eterosexual or bisexual and I'm also avaible for an eventual overweight woman.

ABOUT ME:
I have long brown hair,brown eyes,my weight is 65 kilos(145 lbs) and my height is about 1.80 metres(5.11)...
I'm no smoker /drinker and I'm very good looking.
I'm 27.

If you could be the kind of woman I'm looking for, write me soon please!!!!!!

I'm here because I need help and I'm not a joke because it wouldn't have sense.

Thank you very much for reading my letter and I hope to find the woman I'm looking for.

ps: false women,men,or gay men don't bother me.

Cheers

Luciano Vitali- Italy.

Well, we cannot possibly imagine why our Florida-based female readers who live in Spanish, French, Roman or European style swimming pool houses near the sea are still reading this. Get to it!

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