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We at El Reg are fully aware that 97 per cent of all digital stills/video/phone camera purchases are made by foaming-at-the-mouth perverts who use them purely to capture sunbathing beach nudes and upskirt shots.

This would explain why - when you go to www.amazon.co.uk and search for "Panasonic NV-GS55B Digital Camcorder" - you are automatically informed that you "may also like" Shaven Nudists by Dieter Nagel:

Another tempting offer from Amazon

Enough said. The camcorder will set you back £491.67. Shaven Nudists is an absolute snip at £29.99. ®

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Thanks to Tim Bentley for alerting us to Amazon's uncanny insight into the mind of the average camcorder user.

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