Cash'n'Carrion If you're a "a cool techy engineer type dude", but are somewhat lacking in the apparel department, then those cheeky chappies down at TechnoDepot have the perfect solution - the TechnoDepot Engineer Polo shirt.

This stealthy black item sports a discreet d:-) logo on the left breast and, if that weren't enough, goes out at an affordable £12.76 (£14.99 inc VAT) - that's the same price as a t-shirt but with all the polo-associated debonaire chic thrown in for free.

This 100 per cent cotton, premium-quality fashion statement comes in a range of sizes from medium to XXXL, and is available right now to discerning geeks down at Cash'n'Carrion. Happy shopping. ®