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Mathieu Guitard: sufferingFor those of you looking for a rock-solid excuse to stock up on some top-quality pornography, try this from one Mathieu Guitard.

Poor old Mathieu, who thoughfully attached a picture to his email, is suffering a bit from a nasty skin condition. He has, however, found the perfect cure:

Hi, My name is Mathieu Guitard

Today I ask for your attention!!! so please read carefully

I guess when teenagers and their parents want to find informative pages on sexuality they are getting lost in an abundance of other dirty pay sites.

To improve the situation I brought many new domain names like SexEducated.com, ArtAndScienceOfSex.com, SexAndSmile.co...

I wish to develop them into free educational websites.

I already found Sexologists interested in providing free online consultation on AskSexDoctor.com

Unfortunately I personally live with a skin problem "psoriasis" witch often ruin any activity or works i'm into, by inflicting itching thus scratching then intense pain that consume all my energies.

There is a good web site about the Psoriasis disease PsoriasisConnect.com It could be solved simply by going to direct sunlight or by receiving massage therapy (I tried way too many sorts of cream and pills).

As I live in Quebec, the weather is cold... so I plan to move to the southern region very soon.

If you can't help me with any of the above your money can help.

I just found an interesting new way to raise funds. An old well established company "Hustler" To boost payouts on its 4 newest sites give 100$ for every 3$ you put into purchasing (below).

I know it may be hard for some to go through the online form as it may induce you to consume pornography.

thus Thank You Very Much

Thank YOU. That much..

The mind boggles. Of course, there is a link at the bottom of the heartrending missive showing none other than Larry Flynt himself and taking the Good Samaritan to what purports to be a portal for Hustler's latest sites.

So, the next time your other half finds a dog-eared copy of Playboy under the bed, forget the old "I only buy it for the interviews" and try the all-new "Actually, I bought it to support cancer research". A guaranteed winner. ®

The smart choice: opportunity from uncertainty

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