Captain Cyborg is back. That, at least is according to The Guardian's Bad Science section (http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badscience/story/0,12980,1205159,00.html), which notes that the Independent wrote a piece last week citing Kev's latest eye-opener, viz. "watching Richard and Judy on television for half an hour was the best thing to improve IQ test performance, and that reading a book was bad for you".

Terrific stuff, and good to see the roving cyberpundit still giving forth on matters of international import.

But it's hardly news, is it? The piece then goes on to list Warwick's crimes against technology - all of which are familiar to Reg regulars.

The fact is that Warwick is now simply famous for being famous - a bit like Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, the woman for whom the words "chocolate" and "teapot" were first put into a well-known phrase.

The Guardian concludes that Warwick is "obsessed with media coverage. And we can't get enough of him."

Yes we can. Enough. ®

And here's the proof that enough is enough:

Captain Cyborg issues chilling TV warning (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/02/18/captain_cyborg_issues_chilling_tv/)
Captain Cyborg faces Canadian challenge (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/01/15/captain_cyborg_faces_canadian_challenge/)
Kev Warwick cyberkiddie no closer to activation (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/01/02/kev_warwick_cyberkiddie_no_closer/)
Captain Cyborg returns with Wi-Fi rhubarb! (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/09/23/captain_cyborg_returns_with_wifi/)
Captain Cyborg is a Media Tart. True (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/09/11/captain_cyborg_is_a_media/)
Kid-chipper Cap Cyborg reported to police, social services (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/09/06/kidchipper_cap_cyborg_reported/)
Cap Cyborg to chip 11 year old in wake of UK child killings (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/09/02/cap_cyborg_to_chip/)
Captain Cyborg takes the pee on Radio 5 Live (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/08/05/captain_cyborg_takes_the_pee/)
Captain Cyborg gets oil-check at BBC (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/08/01/captain_cyborg_gets_oilcheck/)
Captain Cyborg Lives! (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/03/22/captain_cyborg_lives/)
Captain Cyborg becomes nutritionist and mind-reader in one day (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/10/12/captain_cyborg_becomes_nutritionist/)
Did Captain Cyborg implant a dog tracking chip? (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/10/05/did_captain_cyborg_implant/)
Reg jealous of my success, claims Captain Cyborg (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/10/04/reg_jealous_of_my_success/)
Captain Cyborg becomes a film critic (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/09/20/captain_cyborg_becomes_a_film/)
Captain Cyborg puts on Cassandra act again (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/09/11/captain_cyborg_puts_on_cassandra/)
Captain Cyborg crops up in Focus magazine (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/08/10/captain_cyborg_crops_up/)
Captain Cyborg plans to build a better bionic nose (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/07/05/captain_cyborg_plans_to_build/)
Captain Cyborg infects Ireland (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/06/27/captain_cyborg_infects_ireland/)
Lunatic pulls gun on Captain Cyborg (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/06/18/lunatic_pulls_gun_on_captain/)
Captain Cyborg goes on a lecture tour (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/06/11/captain_cyborg_goes/)
Kevin Warwick wanders into Reg territory (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/04/30/kevin_warwick_wanders_into_reg/)
Captain Cyborg back on the BBC (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/04/25/captain_cyborg_back/)
My God! Someone's actually made a cyborg! (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/04/18/my_god_someones_actually_made/)
Captain Cyborg: I'm embarrassed to speak (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/03/09/captain_cyborg_im_embarrassed/)
Captain Cyborg's media monkey business back (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/01/23/captain_cyborgs_media_monkey_business/)
No! No! No! Captain Cyborg is back (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/01/04/no_no_no_captain_cyborg/)
Paxman vs Warwick: Radio 4 special (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/12/12/paxman_vs_warwick_radio/)
Captain Cyborg spouts rubbish on CNN (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/12/12/captain_cyborg_spouts_rubbish/)
Kevin Warwick: a life in pictures (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/12/11/kevin_warwick_a_life/)
Colleague kicks Captain Cyborg in the nuts (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/10/17/colleague_kicks_captain_cyborg/)
Captain Cyborg promises never to fake an orgasm again (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/10/05/captain_cyborg_promises_never/)
Waking up to Warwick: is the media-obsessed fantasist on the way out? (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/09/06/waking_up_to_warwick/)
Warwick Watch: SFX, lies and masking tape (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/08/29/warwick_watch_sfx_lies/)
World's first cyborg: man/machine or pipedream? (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/07/06/worlds_first_cyborg_man_machine/)