A teenager from Gainsville, Georgia, faces a possible 40 years in jail for ripping off eBay customers.

Grogory Klimeck, 19, is accused of advertising non-existent goods and pocketing more than $4,500 in payments.

The net closed on the evil criminal genius when complaints to the FBI's Internet Fraud Complaint Center were forwarded to local police. Klimeck now faces a date with the judge on 21 counts of theft by deception and one of racketeering. If convicted, he could be fined $20,000 or be breaking rocks for a sobering 40 years.

Which begs the question: what on earth happens to you down in Georgia if you do something really bad? We suspect it involves a gurney, straps, needles and a viewing gallery packed with enraged relatives. You have been warned. ®