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DAER friEND,

you will be SurPRise to hear my letter, as I AM NOT know to you. pleASE help me i TRUST you. I have in bank accoutn many 419 stories, with a value of at least $19,0000,00,000. However some, people think I have too many and want me to stop. I NEED YOUR help to get my 419 STORIES out of my country. I enclose following picture as proof of sincerity. GOD BLESS YOU.

PLEASE SEND BANK DETAILS AND PRIVATE PHONE/ADDRESSS TO ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU 10% OF THESE 419 STORIES as thanks for you HELP.

419:too much detail?

Apologies to Dave Holland, who wrote in:

please!

I'm all for a bit of a laugh but do you have to cover every tiny detail?

dave

Thanks for the artwork, Dave. ®

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