Cash'n'Carrion Whether you're an impoverished student living on pot noodle and boiled cardboard, a cash-conscious savvy shopper with an eye for a bargain or just plain tight, there's certainly something for you in our reopened Bargain Basement.

This candle-lit cellar of low-cost kit - also known locally as Cheap'n'Cheerful - is where discontinued lines end their days, and where the canny buyer can pick up El Reg apparel and other goodies for next to nothing.

The best get-it-while-you-can offer currently available is a three-in-one deal encompassing a Reg Mini logo shirt, Reg London shirt and Reg mug for an incredible £8.49 (£9.98 inc VAT).

The mug, btw, is the old red-on-white classic, now superseded by the all-new white-on-red model.

There's a fast turnover of stock down in the Bargain Basement, so make your way down right now for a shufti, and remember to come back soon for further unbeatable offers. ®