Strategy Boutique redefines the t-shirt paradigm
Joss-stick scented apparel to the sound of whalesong
Cash'n'Carrion If you're thinking of re-energising your company's brand frontage, then we strongly advise that you do not attend any joss-stick scented rebranding power brunch without first donning our official Strategy Boutique t-shirt.
While world-weary hacks at El Reg might consider corporate makeovers a futile exercise in profligacy - equivalent to using a fifty pound note to light a Cuban cigar, then stubbing the cigar out on a rare 15th-century tapestry, then ripping the precious artwork into squares and using them to clean the toilets - we at Cash'n'Carrion believe those who stand in the front line of image realignment, armed with nothing more than Powerpoint and bottled spring water with a hint of guava, deserve recognition for their contribution to the advancement of Western civilisation:
Indeed, readers should note that more than 3,000 hours of brainstorming flip-chart sessions went into The Strategy Boutique's inspirational slogan alone: "Moving forward in pushing back the envelope of the corporate paradigm". But for your £12.76 (£14.99 inc VAT) you also get the Boutique's hypnotic mantra: "Thrust", "Synergy", "Evolution", "Profit" and the promise that it will deliver "Innovative e-solutions to the sound of whalesong".
Outstanding. If you are yourself currently engaged in a brand revitalisation, or know someone else practising the alchemy of turning base metal into fool's gold, then you will understand that this 100 per cent black cotton t-shirt is the must-have apparel for today's thrusting, synergistic, evolutionary, whalesong-driven executive.
To see a larger representation of the artwork, click here. Alternatively, if you want to immediately set about redirecting your core business mission statement into project-critical client service penetration, click here. Let the vital energy flow. ®