Cash'n'Carrion You know how it is with buses - you wait ages for one and then sixteen come at once. Well, it works exactly the same with t-shirts. Except, of course, you can't get fifty-three people in a t-shirt. Until now.

Yes indeed, Reg apparel associate TechnoDepot has just unleashed it's best-selling "Mac OSX. I’ve upped my standards. Up yours" shirt in a phenomenal XXXL. Now you know what the Zeppelin company moved into after the collapse of the airship market.

The same sweaty porters who bore this marquee-sized behemoth to the Cash'n'Carrion warehouse also brought fresh supplies of all TechnoDepot's range, including "I see fragged people" and "RTFM", so there's no use complaining that they're not available right now in sizes to suit every lifestyle for an affordable £12.76 (£14.99 inc VAT). It beats waiting around for a bus. ®