US student seeks J-Loesque posterior
Givebooty.com begs for bigger butt
Jennifer Lopez certainly is an inspiration to millions of Latin and black American women. After all, who wouldn't want a successful entertainment career, Ben Affleck as a beau and an arse the size of a Zeppelin?
Casting as it does a shadow over lesser behinds, Lopez's prodigious posterior has become the yardstick by which female buttocks are measured - and if you can't have the Hollywood lifestyle and celebrity fiancé, you can at least have the backside that goes with them.
That's the motivation driving 26-year-old US student Nicole, who has launched www.givebooty.com . You guessed it: Nicole's booty is woefully inadequate and she's looking to raise $6,000 to give her buns a boost.
We've been here before. Anyone with an interest in the quest for physical perfection will recall college girl Michelle  and her underdeveloped frontage.
Michel needed $4,500 for a boob job and, in April this year, finally attained her mam-swelling target. Those with a purely scientific interest in her new assets can can enjoy them here .
We pass no judgement on Nicole's arse, nor on her lust for the ultimate gluteus maximus, but rather allow her own FAQ  to to answer the obvious question:
Q15: Aren't you just a pathetic copy of Michel from giveboobs.com?
A15: Michel wanted breast implants. I want a big butt. Michel has a cat. I have a dog named, Nikky. Michel has boots to sell on eBay. I don't. Michel is Asian. I am African-American. Although I love Asian men.
Nicole, love, you're missing a trick here. Boots on eBay=booty=bigger booty. And if that doesn't work, try dating Puff Daddy. That man is loaded. ®