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Jennifer Lopez certainly is an inspiration to millions of Latin and black American women. After all, who wouldn't want a successful entertainment career, Ben Affleck as a beau and an arse the size of a Zeppelin?

Casting as it does a shadow over lesser behinds, Lopez's prodigious posterior has become the yardstick by which female buttocks are measured - and if you can't have the Hollywood lifestyle and celebrity fiancé, you can at least have the backside that goes with them.

That's the motivation driving 26-year-old US student Nicole, who has launched www.givebooty.com. You guessed it: Nicole's booty is woefully inadequate and she's looking to raise $6,000 to give her buns a boost.

We've been here before. Anyone with an interest in the quest for physical perfection will recall college girl Michelle and her underdeveloped frontage.

Michel needed $4,500 for a boob job and, in April this year, finally attained her mam-swelling target. Those with a purely scientific interest in her new assets can can enjoy them here.

Sadly, human skeleton Nicole has to date raised a paltry $155. As a result, her buttocks still resemble those of Geri Halliwell after six months on the Atkins Diet.

We pass no judgement on Nicole's arse, nor on her lust for the ultimate gluteus maximus, but rather allow her own FAQ to to answer the obvious question:

Q15: Aren't you just a pathetic copy of Michel from giveboobs.com?

A15: Michel wanted breast implants. I want a big butt. Michel has a cat. I have a dog named, Nikky. Michel has boots to sell on eBay. I don't. Michel is Asian. I am African-American. Although I love Asian men.



Nicole, love, you're missing a trick here. Boots on eBay=booty=bigger booty. And if that doesn't work, try dating Puff Daddy. That man is loaded. ®

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