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Beat the Winter blues with hot shirts from NTK

Two new offerings. In black, naturally

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Cash'n'Carrion Taking a well-earned break from their polyamorous exploits, the boys at NTK have applied their not inconsiderable talents to a couple of new t-shirts.

Those NTK shirts in full

Naturally, you can have either shirt in any colour you like as long as it's black, and NTK's own blurb outlines the bangs you get for your bucks:

NTK Japanese

It's like one of those cool t-shirts with loads of Japanese writing on it (plus weird slogans like "Computer hobby tap-tap machine" and "Is grooved? Yes grooved!") - but with a twist! And the twist is: it's got one of those annoying Internet Explorer popups in the middle of it saying "To display this shirt correctly you need to download... Japanese Text Display Support, Download time: 23 mins", and so on.

NTK Hi-Scores

You won't see anyone wearing this round Ikea on a Saturday afternoon - because the only furniture they'd be interested in is... high-score tables! Yes, it's an authentic old-skool "Hall of Fame" which actually glows in the dark, all written in a genuine arcade game font and everything.



Who said the art of snappy copywriting was dead? Suitably impressed, you'll now want to get yourself one of these new offerings and you can do so right here.

Both NTK Japanese and Hi-Score sell at £10.21 (£12.00 inc VAT) and are available in M/XL/XXL plus women's skinny-fit M/L and M/XL/XXL, respectively.

Punters currently enjoying the splendid December weather here in Blighty can get either in time for Xmas, since the last order date for pre-Yule deliveries to the UK is Thursday 18 December. And that, dear reader, concludes this plug. ®

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