Xmas can be tough on those of us without the time or the inclination to spend hours traipsing round the stores to a backdrop of Yule muzak, wearily contemplating which lingerie/socks/jumper will bring a little seasonal cheer to a loved one.

Thank Old Saint Nick then for Debenhams, whose online store is offering something a little different for the struggling gift hunter. True, Granny probably wouldn't much appreciate this "Christmas Surprise", but we reckon there are plenty who would get a real kick from an alternative to getting one's stocking stuffed:

The mind boggles. Tempting as it is to snigger in an adolescent fashion at this delicious typo, we're going to reserve comment and restrict ourselves to a Sid Jamesean cackle and a quick "Oooh Matron!" in the style of Kenneth Williams. Enough said and a Happy Xmas to you all. ®

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Thanks to happy shopper Andy Hitchman for this seasonal recommendation.