College girl's breasts provoke stiff competition

giveboobs.com begets giveschlong.com

There have been two direct results of our recent piece on "college girl" Michel's appeal for cash to finance an enhanced set of tatas.

Firstly, the mammarily-challenged Michel now has an impressive $1227.89 towards her expansion plans. Go, girl, go.

Secondly, the boys have hit back with a site aimed at augmentation in the trouser department. David at www.giveschlong.com explains:

"I made this site because I have been considering purchasing a prosthetic dick enhancer from the back of a skin magazine for many years and would like support getting there. I do just fine with fruits and vegetables or a couple pairs of socks stuck down the jeans (Cukes and Bananas mostly), but I think plastic porn star replica penises look nice, and I think a lot of other people do too. Also smashed banana is difficult to wash out of boxer shorts.

"However, everyone I talk to tells me NOT to buy the the dong (best friend, priest, etc..). After a lot of arguing with my mom, she finally told me that it would be expensive and not worth it.

"That's when I figured I would let the world decide. If somebody likes overstuffed underpants, they will add a tiny amount to my cock fund. If they do not, they will leave and my dick fund will stay limp. If the shlong fund ever reaches $47.53 (the current going rate for a decent semi realistic flesh toned one), then I will have proof that the world loves big fake dicks ,and I will send away and gain over 9 rock hard inches in just three weeks.. And nobody will be able to say that I wasted money or that nobody thinks bigger trouser trouts, even phony ones are better! The length of my dork is in your hands!"



Sound familiar? Well, just compare with the original www.giveboobs.com. A nice piece of work, and we wish David all the best in raising hard cash against stiff competition. ®

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