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Claire Swires II: Get your Clever Trevor t-shirt here

Cash'n'Carrion jumps on humiliation bandwagon

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How much worse can it get for poor old Trevor Luxton of Credit Lyonnais, aka Claire Swires II? Since he has already been suspended from his job and presumably facing the hellish fury of his girlfriend over email revelations that he received sexual favours from another woman while watching West Ham on TV, one can only imagine what further humiliations are to be delivered onto this boastful youth.

Well, a t-shirt probably wouldn't help matters. Especially if it contained the full text of the now-legendary email under the not-unreasonable question: "Am I the worst boyfriend in the world or what????":

That Clever Trevor t-shirt in full

Yes, October's must-have office fashion statement is the Cash'n'Carrion

Limited edition "Clever Trevor" t-shirt

. Let it serve as a warning to all philanderers, and to those who have not read the Claire Swires guide to intimate email moments: How not to end up the laughing stock of the entire world.



This 100 per cent cotton classic goes out at a modest £12 inc VAT. Get 'em while they're hot right now at Cash'n'Carrion. Here's a preview of the t-shirt artwork (not shown to scale):

That shocking email in full

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