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Cash'n'Carrion expands blockbusting clothing line

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Those many readers who have bought our sensational Hacker No.1 polo shirt will be delighted to know that we have decided to expand the range to include a matching baseball cap.

Yup, it's a top-quality product to be sure - a 100 per cent premium cotton black cap complete with white stitched Hacker logo and Reg url on the back.

Hacker baseball cap from the house of Vulture Central


We can't promise that this hat will make you more attractive to the opposite sex, or that it is effective in fighting the seven signs of ageing, but extensive field trials have shown that it is 73 per cent more effective in impressing sysadmins than rival products. And all that for a mere £8.51 (£10 inc VAT).

So, get straight down to our Cash'n'Carrion Reg shop and prepare to flash the plastic. You know it makes sense. ®

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