Feeds

Tell me why I don't like Monday:

PwC: Consulting: in: name: change: sensation:

  • alert
  • submit to reddit

Remote control for virtualized desktops

Stop whatever you're doing, put down that coffee and prepare yourself for some news which will doubtless shake the corporate world to the very bedrock on which its foundations stand.

Yes, its official: PwC Consulting is to split from accountancy giant PriceWaterhouse Coopers to emerge as, wait for it, Monday:

Indeedy, they've taken a day of the week and stuck a colon on it. But it gets worse. If your nerves can stand it, proceed to www.introducingmonday.com, the most outrageous abuse of Flash and corporate buzz-word mumbo-jumbo since God created PR companies:

MONDAY:
WAKE
UP
EARLY
EXPECT
CHEMISTRY
SHARPEN
YOUR
INSTINCTS
KNOW
WHAT
COUNTS
RELISH
CHALLENGE
CREATE
IMPACT
SHARE
RISK
INSPIRE
CHANGE
TELL
THE
TRUTH
SLEEP
WELL

Tell the truth? OK then:

W:
T:
F:
IS:
THIS:
ALL:
ABOUT:
EH?
®

Secure remote control for conventional and virtual desktops

More from The Register

next story
Holy vintage vehicles! Earliest known official Batmobile goes on sale
Riddle me this: are you prepared to pay US$180k?
Criticism of Uber's journo-Data Analytics plan is an Attack on DIGITAL FREEDOM
First they came for Emil – and I'm damn well SPEAKING OUT
'It is comforting to know where your data centres are.' UK.GOV does NOT
Plus: Anons are 'wannabes', KKK says, before being pwned
'Open source just means big companies can steal your code.' O RLY?
Plus: Flame of the Week returns, for one night only!
NEWSFLASH: It's time to ditch dullard Facebook chums
Everything hot in tech, courtesy of avian anchor Regina Eggbert
Hey, you, PHONE-FACE! Kickstarter in-car mobe mount will EMBED your phone into your MUG
Stick it on the steering wheel and wait for the airbag to fire
Bible THUMP: Good Book beats Darwin to most influential tome title
Folio Society crowns fittest of surviving volumes
prev story

Whitepapers

Choosing cloud Backup services
Demystify how you can address your data protection needs in your small- to medium-sized business and select the best online backup service to meet your needs.
Forging a new future with identity relationship management
Learn about ForgeRock's next generation IRM platform and how it is designed to empower CEOS's and enterprises to engage with consumers.
Designing and building an open ITOA architecture
Learn about a new IT data taxonomy defined by the four data sources of IT visibility: wire, machine, agent, and synthetic data sets.
10 threats to successful enterprise endpoint backup
10 threats to a successful backup including issues with BYOD, slow backups and ineffective security.
High Performance for All
While HPC is not new, it has traditionally been seen as a specialist area – is it now geared up to meet more mainstream requirements?