Well, it's official - black is the new black and black is back. Yes, it's a welcome return for the Vulture Central classic black logo t-shirt. And, in response to mass protestations that not all Reg readers are pizza-gorged man-mountains, this item is now available in a lithe medium. Calista Flockhart take note.

There's further good news as stocks of the ever-popular BOFH baseball cap once again grace the shelves of the Cash'n'Carrion warehouse. You can get yourself firmly into the black, and peruse the BOFH cap and other other Bastard goodies right here. Which is nice. ®